Persons known to management
Restricted area for regulars, approved visitors and anyone currently trusted near the optics.
Access approved
You are now inside the restricted administrative area. Do not rearrange the optics. Correspondence goes to the public record; photographs may become evidence; reservations are passed to the Guest List Department.
- Next big one: Halloween at The Inn — Friday 30th October (fancy dress; half-hearted costumes will be noted, and remembered).
- House policy: Theakston Dark Mild first. Questions may be submitted afterwards in writing.
Administrative note: some records may be held locally by the house computer. This is described internally as “the system”.
Lock the door