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Restricted area for regulars, approved visitors and anyone currently trusted near the optics.
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You can sign in, but bookings and the private bar remain unavailable until Management approves your account.
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You are inside the restricted administrative area. Do not rearrange the optics. Bookings are confirmed immediately whenever there is space. No forms in triplicate required.
🎄 The Inn Christmas Office
Secret Santa · Christmas Rogues · New Year's Rogues · Soundboard editor
OPEN FESTIVE MANAGEMENT ↗🏴☠️ Ship-A-Hoy — Captain's Control Room
Open a voyage, invite the crew, then call the cards. All 52 card voices and victory MP3s are changeable below.
✦ V19.4 · SUPABASE AUTOMATIC VOYAGE ✦
⚓ THE CAPTAIN RUNS HIMSELF
Starts a new 52-card voyage with a 30-second joining window. Supabase calls the cards and validates all three claims even when this page and the NUC are switched off.
Checking the cloud automation…
This is a management-started test. Fruit machine prize activation is the next stage. Manual games remain available.Auto draw: off. The next card will follow the last spoken card.
Checking Ship-A-Hoy connection…
No cards called
📻 Ship's Radio — Landlord Override
Radio status unavailable
🎙️ ANNOUNCEMENTS, 52 CARD VOICES & THEME MUSIC — MP3 MANAGER
Choose any MP3, upload it and the next playback uses it automatically on all devices. Preview first, or restore the approved original at any time.
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🔔 Live Pub Status
Changes appear live across The Inn website. Use responsibly. Or don't.
🍺 QR Bar Service
Control what QR customers are allowed to order. Management reserves the right to replace alcohol with tea at short notice.
Outstanding Orders
🍺 Drinks Manager
One drinks list now feeds both the normal website and QR ordering. Add/change photos here too. QR AVAILABLE controls ordering; SHOW ON WEBSITE controls the public Drinks section; mood boxes control QR presets.
📺 CEEFAX Editor
Edit the pages that do not already have a live source. AUTO pages remain automatic; P100/P101 stay protected.
📰 The Inn News Desk
Issue an official bulletin. Accuracy remains optional; Management approval is not.
Previous Bulletins
🍺 Overheard at The Inn!
Maintain the jokes displayed on the handwritten chalkboard. Only approved management may make changes.
The Chalkboard Ledger
Not connected
HIDE keeps an entry in the archive. DELETE removes it permanently. ↑ and ↓ change the display order. Changes normally reach the homepage within two minutes or on refresh.
🔴 Bingo Control Room
90 balls. No substitutions. Management has counted them twice.
Claims Desk
❓ Quiz Control Room
Educational standards, leaderboard discipline and targeted corrective action.
🏆 Quiz Night Control Room
One live room. Phones are answer pads. Management remains in charge of aviation.